I crack myself up

I need some sort of forum for posting quotes from yesterday’s crossfit. Sort of like texts from last night. Probably, they’re much less funny than I find them to be, but I have to write this one down before I forget it.

“I would date you if you were a man! No wait, what was it you texted me the other day? I would date you if I were a man! Whatever. I would date you if one of us were a man . . . and if you weren’t already married.”

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